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The Funny Biz Comedy Writers are the finest professionals for custom-written funny speeches, presentations, and roasts. We also custom create comedic novelty videos.  Hire us for corporate, private or public events, from weddings to convention keynote speeches & everything in between.

Owner / Head Writer, Adam Gropman has been a professional comedy writer and standup comedian for fifteen years. As a comedy writer Adam has written extensive material for top comedians seen on ABC, NBC, CBS, Comedy Central and HBO, and he wrote a TV special for one of the top comedians in Scandinavia. Adam has written material for talk shows on E!, HBO and for the syndicated show Comics Unleashed. 

Time tested, stellar reviews:

Our nearly decade-long record of outstanding funny speeches and ecstatic clients speaks for itself.

Excellent value:

Our experience and quality may be intimidating. Our prices are not. Please inquire regarding your specific speech writing needs.

Our products include:

Funny speeches, presentations, roasts, sketch scripts, punch-up for existing scripts or presentations, and custom-created novelty videos, including the Conan-style Celebrity Moving Lips, written and produced to your exact event situation.

Clients include:

  • MD’s, attorneys, entrepreneurs, professors, corporate executives, business owners- as well as teachers, administrative assistants, coaches, supervisors, warehouse workers and security guards.


  • They deliver humor-laced speeches in front of hundreds of industry peers at resort hotel conference rooms, or Best Man / Maid of Honor roasts in front of 100 friends and family at wedding.

We write HBO/Comedy Central-caliber jokes.

Our writers have distinguished themselves writing comedy for TV, radio, theater and top publications and continue to prove themselves sharp and original in the most challenging arena of all- comedy club stages.


We don't do 'cute', 'amusing', or 'delightful'...

We aim to craft unexpected, razor-sharp material that knocks people out of their seats and we are told that we hit that mark, client after client after client.

You have two options:

1. "Winging it": An average, run-of-the-mill speech is a break even proposition at best- often a cause for restlessness and boredom. 

2. "Funny Biz": A smart, fresh, laugh-out-loud hilarious speech full of punchlines referring to your honoree(s)' traits, interests and history is a game changer.


The audience response, the memories and the massive boost to your reputation are priceless.

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